There I was just a couple weeks ago, sitting at the bar at Sticky Fingers, having lost my faith in God. I didn't know quite what to think. I've always been a believer. Never once in the past would I open myself up to the prospect of no great deity in the sky. But sitting at the bar that night I finally faced my fear and wondered aloud if there was indeed a God up in heaven. I started to ponder the unthinkable. That is...until tonight.

As I sit hear listening to the new Metallica song "My Apocolypse" it has become quite apparent that there is a God. Only God could deliver me from such crapfests as Saint Anger, Load of Crap and reload of Crap. Only a true being from Heaven could possibly erase the stink of watching Some Kind of Monster. Only the Father of Christ could make me believe that James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich had abandoned pussydom to once again become rock icons.

Yes, my friends, there is a God. If you want further proof, then you should look no further than today's date - 8/28/08 - because on this date, the Lord delivered unto me Rock N' Roll Train from AC/DC. I will now bow my head to God almighty and thank him for saving a poor wretch such as I. And then once again I shall take my head and shake it violently up and down as I enjoy the wholesome goodness of My Apocolypse.

- Kevin James